how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

— erika (@yeeeerika) September 23, 2024

i know breakfastless behavior when i see it

— erika (@yeeeerika) July 2, 2025

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

— erika (@yeeeerika) June 4, 2025

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

— erika (@yeeeerika) January 14, 2025

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

— erika (@yeeeerika) November 4, 2024

they should invent 8 hours between 9pm and midnight

— erika (@yeeeerika) February 27, 2025

accidentally became important at work pic.twitter.com/CCxDSSTvyQ

— erika (@yeeeerika) February 20, 2025

i have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones

— erika (@yeeeerika) October 20, 2024

no worries if not pic.twitter.com/OlZYBpaj8e

— erika (@yeeeerika) December 10, 2024

can someone very gently explain everything to me

— erika (@yeeeerika) February 26, 2025

i'm gonna join the cicadas this summer and scream

— erika (@yeeeerika) May 1, 2024

you come to me? on a friday at 4pm pic.twitter.com/MlyzlxrSv6

— erika (@yeeeerika) October 18, 2024

the body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody of christ compels you

— erika (@yeeeerika) October 29, 2024

sorry, i have plans.

the plans: pic.twitter.com/J9CZF4UGeG

— erika (@yeeeerika) January 17, 2025

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) June 27, 2023

if i text you “🌭" it means "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) July 11, 2022

when i heat up multiple trader joe's frozen meals and call it cooking pic.twitter.com/DNqbdcQ9wi

— erika ✨ (@yeeeerika) December 13, 2023

call me ranch because i'm dressing this autumn pic.twitter.com/cqHaH3P6Xl

— erika ✨ (@yeeeerika) September 16, 2023

soup mode isn't a season
it's a way of life pic.twitter.com/L5XIxzBlpO

— erika ✨ (@yeeeerika) December 19, 2023

my body isn’t a temple it’s a thermos for various soups

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) January 5, 2023

bring back conversation pits pic.twitter.com/QTrD43JH71

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) May 1, 2022

i think about the roman empire all the time pic.twitter.com/QD38KUV1mO

— erika ✨ (@yeeeerika) September 15, 2023

you have to yeehaw everytime you use the lasso tool in photoshop

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) January 2, 2023

talking to yourself while you work from home? that's a staff meeting.

— erika ✨ (@yeeeerika) September 25, 2023

the skeleton isn’t inside you, ur the brain so technically ur inside the skeleton

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) October 8, 2022

i contain multitudes pic.twitter.com/bDxinbIipb

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) July 2, 2023

designers be like weird hex but ok

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) March 25, 2022

everyone loves carhartt until it's time to do carhartt things

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) March 18, 2023

people who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) April 25, 2022

scrolling to the year you were born when ur in ur 30s pic.twitter.com/lThZZgGNCK

— erika mack (@yeeeerika) June 29, 2022